About Robert Goldman

Robert Goldman

Robert Goldman

As a business humor writer, Bob Goldman believes that his readers should skyrocket ahead in their careers and make tons of money. What sets Bob apart is his belief that his readers should have these advantages without going to trouble of actually having to do any work. Toward this end, he provides the practical tips and attitude adjustments that guarantee laughter, if not financial success.

Born in White Plains, N.Y., Bob graduated from Colorado College. Using the writing skills he honed while not doing any schoolwork, he crafted an essay that gained him admission to the prestigious University of Chicago School of Business. Intent on proving his success-without-effort philosophy, Bob ended his first semester with four F's and one D, prompting his adviser to comment, "You obviously spent too much time on one subject." Sensing that his gifts might be better applied to the practical world of business, Bob left the ivory tower to become a successful advertising copywriter at huge multinational firms in whose bureaucratic superstructure he always found a place to hang his hat--and his hammock.

In between writing ads for detergent and computers, he found time to write articles for The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, GQ and Rolling Stone. His column, "Work Daze," is a finger in the eye for business blowhards and boardroom braggarts.

The father of three children, Bob lives near San Francisco in a newly remodeled house for which he will be paying for many happy decades to come.

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Quiet Please -- I'm Trying to Not Work Here Nov 20, 2025

I don't know whose bright idea it was, but the person who came up with the concept of the open office deserves to be severely punished. How about a sentence of 40 years, working in an open office? Whoever the offender turns out to be, you can be sur... Read More

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Want a Promotion? Lift Your Pinky Nov 13, 2025

You're throwing a dinner party for a bunch of tech bros. You know there will be fist-pumping and chest-thumping and all the other macho signaling regularly observed in boardrooms in Silicon Valley and gorilla cages at the zoo. So, what's on the men... Read More

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When Your Co-Worker is a Robot Nov 06, 2025

Am I being paranoid? In the same week that Amazon announces it is firing 14,000 workers, The New York Times runs an article with the headline, "Amazon Plans to Replace More Than Half a Million Jobs with Robots." You see the connection. At Amazon and... Read More

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Give Your Career a Rest. Hibernate Now! Oct 30, 2025

You know that feeling you get at work every day around 1 p.m.? That feeling that comes after a morning dealing with cranky clients and annoying co-workers? Followed by a lengthy lunch so full of fats and carbs that you can feel your clothes tightenin... Read More